(Source: typhoidmary, via sweeneybro)

officialunitedstates:

I’ve always wanted a small piece of the american dream.  maybe an eighth but I’d even take a sixteenth, im not greedy

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets, via uptonobueno)

vinebox:

Willow Smith made this Vine about her brother bruh

(via uptonobueno)

silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

(via greetings)

Jenny? What’re you doing? Come back!

(Source: tracy-westside, via doctorwhoblog)

simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

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oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible” image

(Source: richwhiteboys, via g-iggle)